Subject: ST. VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE!!! 16 FEB CRANBORNE HOUSE!!!
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2007 15:27:24 +0000
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CRANBORNE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE YEAR!!!
ALL YOU ARE INVITED TO THE ST. VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE AT FLAT 34 SOUTH WING!!! IT’S A SINGLES PARTY ONLY, SO LADIES COME ALONE AND GENTLEMAN BE PREPARED WITH MINTS BECAUSE THE CHANCES YOU’LL SNOG WILL BE PRETTY HIGH!
EVERYONE WILL BE WEARING BLACK AND RED. DRESS CODE: SEXY AND SMART! GIRLS, DONT BE AFRAID TO WEAR PIGTAILS TO SATISFY MY FETISH!!!CUM ONE CUM ALL!!!
BRING A CASE OF BEER, A BOTTLE OF LIQUOR OR WINE!!!
LEAVE YOUR BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS AT HOME CAUSE YOU’LL FIND BETTER ONES IN FLAT 34!!!
PEACE BABY!
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That’s the invitation I got for this big party tomorrow. Valentine’s day was yesterday, but here everyone seems to still be in the mood for it. The party’s called ‘Valentine’s Day Massacre’. You get the picture.
Come to think of it, it’s funny how some people (like myself, a.k.a single) say how much we hate Valentine’s day, and probably cursing those who have boy/girlfriends with whom they could have romantic dinner with. We say we don’t care. But c’mon, who are we kidding.. All the big fuss, the gossiping, the party (which was designed to ‘kill Valentine’s day’).. those are nothing but proofs that we -sadly, I dare say- do care about Valentine’s. And what we actually hate is the fact that among this sea of people, we are in fact.. alone.
Oh, but what the hell, right?
Happy Valentine’s day.
